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Crimea — 3, The Road to the Monastery

The next day we grabbed our feet in our hands, or rather our bikes in our teeth, and rolled off wherever the GPS was looking, namely somewhere in the area of the Belbek river and the villages of Maloye Sadovoye, Bolshoye Sadovoye, and Tankovoye. We were hoping to find a cave city there, but for some reason we found a monastery in the rocks. But first things first.

In a forest clearing, a group of people and a dog are busy setting up camp and cooking food. A barefoot man is pouring water from a canister, a woman in a red t-shirt is sorting something in her hands, and bottles and dishes are visible on the camping table.

In the morning we were greeted by a dog begging for grub, albeit politely

An overcast landscape of a reservoir with an expansive dry shore in the foreground, a person in a red boat on the water, and a concrete dam with gently sloping hills in the background under a gray sky.

I hope you aren't too sick of the magical views of the reservoir yet

Along the way we found another (after the walnuts) curious tree with fruits shaped like brains. See for yourself.

A smiling girl in a bandana and a red t-shirt holds a round green Maclura fruit in her hand next to a bicyclist in glasses against the backdrop of a hilly landscape with dry grass.

Naturally, we didn't miss the chance to taste it. Fortunately, it was gross. Fortunately, because this fruit is inedible, as we were told later, although it's fit for medical use.

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Brains, close-up

Two bicyclists with backpacks ride along a winding paved road. In the background, there is a view of a mountain valley with a settlement and autumn vegetation under a cloudy sky.

We rode on asphalt for a bit, too

A dirt road runs through a field of dry grass to hills covered with an autumn forest, with two plateau-like rocks at the tops under an overcast sky.

As soon as the opportunity arose, we turned onto a dirt road

A dry gravel riverbed with small puddles winds between banks overgrown with greenery and autumn trees, under an overcast sky.

Hooray — we came across a ford!

A group of bicyclists is crossing a shallow, rocky river in a wooded area; some are riding through the water, while others stand on the bank with their bikes.

We bravely overcame the ford without getting off our bikes

There are large rocks on the bottom, and the bike jerks back and forth like an epileptic, but if it had been fine sand, it would have been a hundred times worse, because it would have gotten stuck like a spoon in a bowl of hospital porridge.

A bicyclist in a red t-shirt and with a backpack crosses a shallow, rocky stream, pushing his bike next to him. Greenery grows along the banks of the stream.

Olya hadn't stored up enough energy to pedal through the water obstacle.

Apparently, you gotta eat a heartier breakfast, carbs and proteins in the amount of 110% of the daily norm.

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Nina, on the other hand, is pedaling so hard that water is flying out from under her wheels

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But even after the ford, obstacles awaited us

Though what kind of obstacles are they for such conquering heroes, nonsense and not obstacles at all. Just calmly push your bike uphill, and that's it.

A smiling man with a backpack on a bike stands on a dirt road in the middle of a field with dry grass. In the background are hills with an autumn forest and a rocky cliff under an overcast sky.

Sometimes you can even ride

A man in a helmet, glasses, and cycling gear rides a mountain bike along a dirt road through a field of withered grass. On the horizon, trees with autumn foliage are visible.

It's my blog — gotta show a photo of myself sometimes too

Two bicyclists are walking along a rocky dirt road surrounded by an autumn forest with colorful foliage.

Colleagues with clipless pedals valiantly pedal up any hills

They do this because their feet are glued dead to the pedals (if anyone doesn't know how "clipless" works) and you can only unglue them by dousing them in solvent. It's tough being a fancy bicycle athlete!

Two bicyclists in helmets are climbing a rocky trail with their mountain bikes against the backdrop of an autumn forest with colorful foliage.

But when there's no choice, even they give up

Bright red rosehips on a branch close-up against the backdrop of an autumn field with a trail and hills under an overcast sky.

For lunch we fed on forage, because if you remember, the price only included breakfast and dinner.

A majestic gray rock with depressions and caves rises on top of a hill covered with a dense forest featuring bright autumn foliage under a cloudy sky.

On the bright side, we admired the red-yellow-green trees against the backdrop of  gray-brown rocks. And so it was for all 7 days, hahaha.

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Fortunately, the wonders of modern photoshoppization allow me to diversify the color palette for you.

Four bicyclists are standing with their mountain bikes on a rocky dirt road framed by trees. A foggy forest landscape is visible in the background.

All in all — we were looking for a cave city, but for some reason found only rocks

Along the way Vova and I managed to wipe out a little. Vova somehow did it completely out of the blue on level ground, while I clipped the road with my pedal. I have long cranks (the thing the pedal attaches to) and if rocks protrude above the surface, it's a death trap for me. As a result, I neatly flew over the handlebars, and the bike crashed down on top of me. Nina observed this mind-blowing picture with stoic calmness, especially when I got up and jumped up and down in place for two minutes from the pain, simultaneously checking if I had broken any bones or ligaments, like last time on skis.

Six bicyclists are resting at a halt in the middle of a dry, rocky clearing with sparse grass. Their mountain bikes are laid out on the ground, and in the background an autumn forest of pine and deciduous trees is visible under a cloudy sky.

I smeared myself with green antiseptic once we stopped for a break.

 

A female bicyclist with a green backpack and a blue bandana sits on her bike on a rocky area in the middle of an autumn forest, looking back.

In places the micro-relief was such that the bike was more of a hindrance. Plus it doesn't fit through bushes, very inconvenient.

A close-up of a snail with a striped shell being held by human fingers; its extended body and horns are clearly visible.

The locals, the relief doesn't bother them, there's no rush

 

A girl in a pink sports jacket with a backpack and a fanny pack stands next to an orange bike on a rocky forest trail. Around her is an autumn forest with green-yellow and crimson leaves.

As you can understand, elevation gains of hundreds of meters over a few kilometers do not contribute to an airy and light smile.

A rocky limestone cliff in a deciduous forest, covered with moss and trees with exposed roots. The ground at the base is covered with a layer of fallen autumn leaves.

Rocks everywhere

A gray rock covered with yellow-gray lichen, from which vines of green ivy hang, against the backdrop of blurred green foliage.

Life everywhere

All in all, I liked hiking in the mountains with a bike. The company, despite its size, once again proved to be friendly and united. Not everyone moved at the same pace, but that didn't particularly bother anyone.

The best moment was when we rolled down a narrow and slippery mountain trail clearly intended for pedestrians, not bikers; it was a little scary and thrilling.